What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

Octopussy

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

-All the bad guys are black.